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pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 29, 2003

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Pee isn't real

Pee isn't real means you denied wetting yourself even tho it's obvious that you actually pissed yourself

Ray shouted Pee isn't real when it's obvious that she has peed herself

by Sushitrash1 May 24, 2021


pissy pee piss

when someone says to pissy pee piss it means that they want to pee.

Victor: I love to pissy pee piss it's so fun!! Funny moment!!!

by beyondgaslighting July 15, 2022


Lee pee pants

That guy who is always pissing his pants. An individual with poor bladder control.

Bro, there goes that Lee pee pants. His trousers are soaked!

by pooter diddler September 23, 2014


Ruckus Butt Pee

Explosive, extremely liquidy diarhrea often coupled with intense stomach pain, splash back, and more. Frequently tricks you into thinking your done and just as you zip your pants, the urge returns. Abbreviated RBP.

Tony: Man, you were in there for a while. I thought I heard you flush?
Hank: Ruckus butt pee man. It'll get ya.

by isuzyou February 2, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pee-n-flee

When someone goes to the restroom take pee and leave out the restroom without washing their hands

No, don't shake my hand you're a pee-n-flee.

Nasty , Sam is a pee-n-flee .

by S Coop February 16, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pee my Pants

When you pee in your pants from inconcience, sneezing, holding too long, or purposely pee yourself.
To pee yourself.

The girl slowly peed her pants while waiting in line for the bathroom

I am seriously about to pee my pants.

by Vocabnerd March 10, 2019

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