Professional Strober.....Basically one who never stops partying and being high on life
Reisa Elden is the definition of Pro Strober.
The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
A businessman who takes short haul flights so frequently that he’s at a professional level of flying. Often allowed to take his own hot food on board.
The business pro dig into a Whopper on the flight to Edinburgh
A Pro gaemr is a person who is really pro at everything especially gaming and pro-ing
hamsh banan is a pro gaemr
the best Block N Load player on earth to ever touch that game
ranked #1 on the leaderboard
suicide rush pro; tactic: hit the cube until u win
german cheeseburger
Oscar: I hope for a good, long game with fun bb fights and many exciting mid 1v1s!
Boss: Let's go! I waited hours for this custom match to happen, can't wait.
*barrier goes down*
BAM PARAM BADAM
announcer: "They are destroying your base, Blockheads!"
Boss: Dude, somebody is hitting our cube! It's losing so much health, why is it low already?
Boss: Where did he even come from? Doesn't matter. Defend that shit now! KILL HIM!
Oscar: I'm trying, but...I can't.
Boss: WHY? It can't be that hard, right? Probably just a lucky low lvl noob bot
Oscar: No...it's him. XPLO the pro.
Boss: WHAT? THE NUMBER ONE ON LEADERBOARD?! WE LOST!
Offering legal training contracts to good looking girls
Is that Pinball Ben moving quickly around a room and offering those girls jobs? Yeah. That’s Pro Beno in action