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The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.
The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.
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A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".
I would love to Three Hole Punch her all night
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(n): the non-scientific measurement of liquor poured straight from the bottle into some poor dope's cup for three seconds without a liquor pourer, rendering the drinker wasted off of "one" drink
"I've seen lots of bartenders do this. They give it a three-second pour!"
"I don't know why I'm so drunk off of one drink!" "It's because he three-second poured it."
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When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.
Beer Googles fading.....
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The typical sideways orientation of an Asian female's vagina representing the hour hand of a traditional clock. This orientation is similar to that of their eyes.
Jack told Chuck at that the Asian girl he met at Octoberfest would have a wicked three o'clock pussy. Chuck asserted that it was called a sideways pussy. Chuck was wrong.
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REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".
"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"
sober up dude...
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