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“The city IS like a jungle and YOU better take take care”, this amazing song is actually about hard drugs I’m not even joking it’s about drugs!!!
A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed
This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)
By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself
Stay away from tigersharks in the wild
Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"
Sailor 2: "Where"
Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"
Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"
Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"
Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."
Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror
--MISSING PERSONS LOG--
JACK CLOVERFIELD
OSCAR WALSH
--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--
--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--
--LEAD--
SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY
--ASSUMED DEAD--
>yes moderators the names are made up
When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.
Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.
When a woman is in her period and has sex with a man, she is “painting the tiger”.
Tonight Jo will be painting the tiger.
(verb): A spontaneous and unpremeditated verbal outburst delivered by someone, often in a work setting, catching the recipient off-guard. The term implies a sudden and unexpected tirade of frustration without prior planning or intent.
I was shocked to see the COO go all organic tiger on the CIO at our board meeting today!
informal•derogatory
noun
A person of deviant sexual behavior. Particularly those that may break the local laws, local norms or my just be highly unusual.
Look at that Velo Tiger over there giving Ronny a lefty cappuccino.