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A term used to describe something when suddenly overcome with extreme sickness or dissappointment. Refers to a metaphor which isn't physically possible...but that just makes it funny as well.
Lewis:oh my god thats a fuckin pile of wank
Lewis's mum:(looks in disgust)what the fucks a pile of wank?!
Lewis:well it's like a pile of shit...just worse
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Using large womans overhanging beefskins, wrapping them round your cock whilst thrusting wildly with no penetration
I couldnt find the hole through the flab, I think Jenny gave me a fanny wank!
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masturbating a with used condom with either your seamen or someone else's
you wanked into a condom made a sandwich , took a piss and now your gonna use it again!!!
now thats a dirty wank you dirty wanker !!!
have fun
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something as marvelous as having a very nice, sensual wank
Example 1: cor pour us another pint mike that last one was top wanK
Example 2: ur essay was top wank keep it up and you'll achieve great educational suckses
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A tit wank in which the woman's breasts exceed the size of bowling balls.
maaaaaaate i jus had a stella wank off that bird with the boobs covering her face!
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An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.
There is no need to be a wank pheasant!
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Someone/something who is a complete wanker, irritating little tosspot or just generally annoys you.
"John your a complete bag of wank son"
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