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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by March 27, 2022


Clean your nose

A person is insinuating committing a homicide

Chad” I’m going to you your money man I swear”

Danny “ f*ck that I’m about to clean your nose

by Mack daddy myles April 20, 2021


Clean Bean

Someone who always plays himself. - a.k.a. Will freaking Smith.

Will Smith used to play the cards but now he's just getting played. He's such a clean bean.

by Savagery Shappens February 03, 2017


colorado Acid cleaning

cleaning before you do acid in colorado

hey man if we are doing acid we have to do some good ole colorado acid cleaning

by tatata7 November 05, 2021


Levesque fissure cleaning

Pouring Cap’n Crunch down a stranger/significant others asshole before they wipe, with skim milk, and licking it out with your tongue.

“Yo, homie, let’s just say i gave that girl a “Levesque fissure cleaning.”

by Kiley Rusiak June 03, 2024


double clean

the result in which your clothes are cleaned after being laundry limboed

After I flung that shirt in the laundry limbo, it was double clean!

by cSMIF March 04, 2009


white boy clean

White boy clean -is someone who cleans just the surfaces that other people can see. They will typically claim to be a really clean person. They probably had someone else pick up after them their entire life.

you never know what you gonna find when you open the closet door he white boy clean

by Mc. chachburger February 09, 2023