splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

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meat on the bone

Hajime: Out of all the dishes you prepared, the only one that could hide a weapon as long as an iron skewer is... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

MEAT ON THE BONE > ON THE BONE MEAT

Teruteru killed poor Byakuya with an iron skewer and to hide that weapon he hid it on the only place he could... THE MEAT ON THE BONE

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cave meat

The pudenda of a woman that slips out after rough, often violent sex. This excess labia resembles, on most occasions, thinly sliced deli ham or roast beef.

Sarah typically had exceptional cave meat after her stone cold shower ravaging by the football team.

Paul pulled out after finishing off his neighbor's wife and was surprised by the cave meat that came telescoping with it.

I got two pieces ah bread, now all I need is some cave meat!

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Meat Drops

Low hanging, heavy testicles.

She teabagged my meat drops.

Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.

You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.

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Meat Farming

verb, the act of being a complete hoss in the gym in order to get bigger then every one else

yea, ill go after I am done meat farming at the gym

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meat platter

a picture or video of 1 or more hot and scantily clad person(s) on the internet. Usually a chick or female, but can also be a male or a hot lady with a penis.

1. Damn! that chick on that world star hip hop dancing to Big Sean A$$ song is a meat platter.

2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!

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Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

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