To bump into someones behind and make it look like an accident.
”I really want to pull a pillow on that new girl we just met”
Face planting and shaking of head back n forth at a fast pace between to breath and or pillow.
A huge pillow fight, where here is millions of people involved, and it gets so wild and crazy to the point of physical or property damage.
I had a sleepover with my friends last night and because we had so much people there, we had a small pillow fight that esclated into a pillow warzone! Everyone had to be hospitalized cause of how damaged the house was after it was done.
It’s in the title itself, The day happens on March 17th. On this day, you must eat a c00lkidd body pillow for literally zero reason.
Awh shit, “National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day” is coming up! We are so fuckin done for.
a cute euphemism for hooking up that indicates to your friends that getting laid is your main priority
dan: dude what u up to this weekend, we should kick it.
mike: broooo i’m definitely on pillow priority, i haven’t gotten laid in weeks....
When a person is built so unnaturally that they look like they have a pillow for a torso.
Girl wearing leggings that point out every roll: “You wanna fight?”
Me: “Nah, your body looks like it absorbs sound you pillow-bodied bitch!”
When a woman masterbates by humping a pillow
I walked in the room and she had a pillow in the crack.