That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐

Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot

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Freshly brewed pot of win

A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?

Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.

T-pot

1. A counter-strike player that has absolutely no skill, believes cpl players hack after watching maul2 video, and honestly thinks his friends are the best one can get at cs without cheating.
2. A scrub that isn't even ogl.
3. A canadian that has no life whatsoever and plays games he sucks at all day.

Oh nos he thinks I hack, he is such a KmAT-pot!

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on like a pot of neck bones

when something starts to or begins to happen. When neck bones of chicken are prepared to eat, they are boiled. When they are boiling , they are "on".

Two folks disagree on something and start to argue or fight, then "It's on like pot of neck bones"
or
A person or group decides to do something, and the act of actually doing it is "It's on like a pot of neck bones".
etc.,

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poop or get off the pot

"Poop or get off the pot" is a more polite way of saying 'Shit or get off the pot.' It's not very eloquent but it gets the message across. My parents knew all the dirty words and phrases but would say things like 'did you just let off wind?' rather than 'fart'. Saying fart in our home whenI was young was not a good idea.

Shit Fred! Poop or get off the pot, I need a fucking answer.

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

You broke the coffee pot

When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie.

“Man, you look like you broke the coffee pot.” “Yeah, I haven’t slept more than three hours a night working on this damn project.”