Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.
Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.
Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
This is when someone's hand gets hit away " slapped for 6" whilst trying to make a move on a female and wrap his hand around her waist!
You see what had happened to dat guy by TGI...HE GET THE MUKS' HAND!!!
when two, or more people reach for the same object simultaneously.
Two females with untamed hair reach for the last jar of styling mousse and thus creating Hand Traffic
When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.
Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.
When you’re getting analy fisted and they pull their hand out and there’s diarrhea on it.
Yo mike
What dawg
I totally got grinch handed last night
Bro😓
Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom
i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet