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cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.

Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tip toe on them hoes.

Often used to describe a man who is (often secretly) dating numerous women, or a man who is hooking up with more than one woman on any given night.

Can also be used to describe when a man is cheating on their girlfriend.

We just out here tip toeing on them hoes.

We headed to the club to Tip toe on them hoes.

Tyrone is such a man-whore, all he does is tip toe on them hoes.

Hey did you hear what happened last weekend, Jamal got caught tip toeing on his hoe.

by Jemaku August 15, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch the tip, then let 'er rip

Right before a man is about to ejaculate, he (or someone else) pinches the tip of his penis to stop the flow of the goods. Pressure builds, and right before his eyes are about to pop out he (or someone else) releases the shot which now has an extremely extended range of distance.

Jon: Dude, Jake! What the fuck is that hanging down from your ceiling above your bed?!

Jake: Awww shit, forget to clean up last night after trying to make some knuckle babies.

Jon: How the fuck did you get it up there?!

Jake: That's easy DUDE! Just pinch the tip, then let 'er rip!

by BigJuan55 October 17, 2014

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'd let him stick the tip in

When you see a man so attractive your first thought is to get down on all fours and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This response is usually elicited by a man who is the epitome of masculinity.

Alternatively, a man who has Ugly Duckling Syndrome or may not be "conventionally" attractive but has an amazing personality.

Lisa: I just watched the trailer for the Wolverine movie and Hugh Jackman is beyond hot.
Gillian: True that, I'd let him stick the tip in.

by Dupreewith2es August 23, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt Q-tip

a bitch ass person, male or female, with red hair.

That bitch is a dirty CUNT Q-TIP!

by steev-0 February 16, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


hitting the bottle with a brown felt tip

To hit the bottle with a brown felt tip or hitting the bottle with a brown felt tip is a form of traditional glass beer bottle tapping common in the Seaside Town of Bridlington, East Yorkshire in England UK.
Amber or brown glass beer bottle tapping is locally known as tapping the glass or hitting the bottle with a brown felt tip and implies quite simply that one, when ones' glass (or bottle) is empty quickly taps the side of the glass or bottle (with a brown felt tip pen) to give notice audibly to anyone in range that another beverage is required by the tapper.
Landlords in Public Houses in Bridlington now insist that only brown felt tip pens are used for bottle hitting. The reason for this is that if the ink end of the felt tip were to touch the label (or glass) then only a brown mark would be left which may (or may not) blend in with the brown glass or commonly used cream/brown labels.
Vulgar colours such as Purple, Pink and Yellow are frowned upon and usually a tappee (one who taps) would either be ignored or escorted from the premises for failing to adhere to the appropriate colour code.
Quite often one may see the sign "Tap Room" as one enters (or leaves) a Public House in Bridlington. Tap Room is (of course) a simplified version of "Tapping Room", easier to read when driving by in a hurry or when not quite sober and visually wonky.

Charlie finished his Ale and reached into his jacket for his brown felt tip.
He deftly tapped the side of his bottle and was quickly served (with a smile) by the beautiful Brenda behind the Bar.
Alfred (the Landlord) took Brenda to one side and whispered in her ear "Charlie has been hitting the bottle with a brown felt tip since 11.30 this morning and he's still upright, sober and tapping like's there's no tomorrow!"

by Barry Davies February 27, 2007

26๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tip Toe Wing in my Jawwdinz

Made famous by Riff Raff the Rapper. The act of gingerly tip toeing in your beautiful crisp Air Jordans while the Tip Toe Wing in my Jawwdinz track plays in the background and full circle completion by shit sharing it to social media

Dude 1: yo, you copped them new LeBrons?
dude 2: c'mon man, you know everywhere I go I'm only tip toe wing in my Jawwdinz!

by DontHollaMyName November 7, 2019