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Such a sweet girl. Very kind and generous to everyone she meets. Not into partying, more into nerdy stuff. A really good friend. She makes you feel heard and appreciated whenever you talk to her. She wants people to like her and they usually do. She talks a lot, is a bit of a yapper, especially when it comes to her hyperfixations. She's creative and smart.
Do you know Tony?
Course I do! She's such a sweetheart.
Tony is the name of the most beautiful man on planet earth. He is a God among all gods and can drive any bus in the world with absolutely no training. His best friend (paul) comes along with him every where he goes.
I love Tony and I guess Paul's alright I guess
The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.
"Oh no, Tony is gonna nonce us AGAIN"
Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.
Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.
Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"
Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."
Manager: "FML"
Tony Kast, the most handsome person in the world. Tony is universal, omnipotent and omniscient. He who sees all, he who knows all. Tony is one of the biggest people in the universe. The presence he omits is suffocating. Tony also knows as Big Boi kast tony.
Person1: Dude, get out of here immediately, Tony is coming!
person2: Oh no, I don't want to suffocate because of tony's presence.
Person1: Toyn kast moment
Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)
Girl: "Do you know Tony?"
Me: " Of course I do, Why?"
Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."
Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"
Girl: "sure!!"
(Later That evening)
Girl: <walking to the house>
Me: <runs her over>
:)
Happy ever after.