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a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture
There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.
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Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.
"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"
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To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.
Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.
See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
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someone who fucks butts and likes it 2
yo mom you are a total turd burgualr
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The act of and or the being of an annoying person, And/or the act of pursuing a dead joke, or continuing a joke that is commonly known as being not funny.
EX: My friend(we'll call him Drew)Drew, is being a Ever so Fricken Turd muffin.
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he is definately ging to be a turd burglar when hes older
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This is what you call a over weight piece of shit of a person. Someone who is in and out of employment, lives at home with his parents, and eats like a hippo, and wants to get sloppy drunk everyday of the week.
Male #1: Hey what are you doing today?
Fat turd: Nothing goin to watch tv all day, probably going to go get some fast food. What are you doin later?
Male #1: I'm probably going to go work out
Fat turd: For what... you tryin to go to the bar
Male#1: Nah it's Monday night, i've gotta get up early for work tomorrow.
Fat turd: So what
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