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States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
The sexiest tongue ever AND WILL ALWAYS BE
-Drew J Davidson
i REALLY WANT A UNICORN TONGUE ON SAVANNA AND MARISSA
Cool, special and unique, but not to be confused with cutting unicorns
You are a dank unicorn.
A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me
when a male puts a dildo on his fore head and eats her pussy while the dildo is in her ass
me and chad wanted to experiment so we tried the Eating Unicorn last night and it was amazing
To consume Marijuana, Acid, Ketamine and Molly all at one period of time.
"I saw Diplo while I was Unicorn Flipping."