weed thoughts

next level thinking you can only access when your high on marijuwania.

Hey guys!

What gav?

if water is reflective, and we are 96% water, why am i not a mirror?

Hahah, gavs having weed thoughts!

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weed-peat

combination of the words weed and repeat. used to describe a moment of deja-vu while high, or any reoccurring actions while high.

Pot Head #1 - "Today will be a weed-peat of yesterday."

Pot Head #2 - "Oh so we're getting high, spending all our money on food and cigarettes then pass out after about 8 hours of playing Black Ops?"

Pot Head #1 - "Fuck yeah"

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weed stick

a beautiful joint or blunt.

Yo im gunna go smoke this weed stick. Wanna come with?

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weed hacker

When somebody thrusts so hard during sexual intercourse that their partner'a pubes are inexplicably torn out by the root. (Also known as "CAVEMAN MAKE BROWN SNOW")

Guy1: Man, I had some hardcore sex last night, I totally pulled a weed hacker on that fine mama.
Guy2: damn, I haven't made brown snow since I was 23.

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prick weed

someone who is both a arrogant and physicaly weak

mak that little asshole is a shitbag

ya hes a real fucking prick weed

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Resident Weed

Slang term used for George W. Bush, referring to the fact that he was appointed P(Resident) and isn't quite as smart as a bush (Weed).

Harvard (could be competition between Harvard and Yale) professors estimate Weed's IQ at around 77, though many people aren't convinced he can count that high if prompted.

Resident Weed, or President Bush, is probably the stoopidest president the United States has ever had the pleasure of making fun of.

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corn weed

hairy part of the corn

ass1: that old dude harvesting those corns must be soo high right now
ass2: yeaahhh.
ass1: if only corn weed be legal here in Wisconsin

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