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that the civilized world is a fake world. and it's probably not working?
i am a cajun from louisiana state and i don't quite understand this life....so what's so wrong with living the life of a savage instead?
Why can't we just admit
she sounds so innocent because she is the most perfect person in the word and omg??? im inlove with her :)
gi : hi
me : why does my gf sound so innocent FKHASJKFHASJFHAKFHAMARRYME?
Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.
Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.
Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?
Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?
because filipe loves her and he is thanos
why you inteligent and pretty and i love you
Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.
Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"
Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"
A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it
“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things”
Satan was too busy with his Rust wipe, that’s why hell froze over.