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A superfan who believes that his fervent support of a team will have a direct influence on the outcome of a game said team may be involved in.
(Said superfan would be unlikely to ever be a member of said team, so concocting the notion of the 'sixth man' provides the illusion of personal validation, as such validation is, in the majority of cases, unattainable elsewhere)
Superfan to curious journalist: 'Why am I stripped to my boxers and painted red? Because fans are as important to the game as each individual player on the court! People like me give those players the confidence and determination to win! Without people like me, they're nothing! They may as well not come! People like me are practically the sixth man!'
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A half-man half-salamander species. He is on the Filthy Frank Show. He is cool enough to know how to play the recorder with his nostril. Says nyes almost all the time.
Frank: wait, is that Salamander Man
Pink Guy: No, dat ees mcdonalds
Salamander Man: NYESSSSS
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A man who engages in female arguments continuously. Either back and forth with one female or caught in the middle of females drama
He always in woman bachannal like a rel panty man
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When a male hangs on to the back of another (preferably bigger) male. As this person walks, the movement makes the one who is man-caping sway back and forth in a humping motion, making it appear as if he were a cape. This could be done with or without pants.
When Bill was too drunk to walk, Joseph carried him on his back and Bill started man-caping the poor dude.
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A style of kissing a girl by opening your mouth as wide as possible, clamping it down upon the girl, and attempting to make out with her. People who usually use this technique end up biting the girls nose or basically suffacating them. The style is usually used by guys who are butt ugly and can't get any
"DUDE, Alasdair deli-manned that girl last night."
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The thing that makes you a man.
or
What you shoot out when you finish spanking the monkey or fapping.
Person 1: Look at my car.
Person 2: Damn that is your Man Huss.
or
Person 1: AHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: WTF you just Man Hussed all over my face.
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When he came in from the garage with his latest project he was beaming with pride and covered in man glitter
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