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Three Hole Punch

A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".

I would love to Three Hole Punch her all night

by BlackTeeBandit November 11, 2013

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Three testicles and a Fork

A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.

Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.

by Username Not Taken December 12, 2021

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Three goddamn dots

stupid mfs that just reply with "oh..." Or "ok..."

What the fuck does "..." Mean? Like what the fucking fuck you bitch. What the hell does three goddamn dots mean. What are you trying to tell me that you can't say with words. What goddamn message are you trying to send me with those three fucking dots. Just use fucking words. You fucking bitch. It's not that fucking hard to speak fucking English you stupid fucking bitch. Fuck.

by Midnight πŸ’€ July 21, 2022

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Three-meter chick

When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.

Beer Googles fading.....

by Bob Saget April 26, 2005

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three inch pinch

a small penis

a three inch pinch is a chinese man's penis

by ProperPam August 29, 2009

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three o'clock pussy

The typical sideways orientation of an Asian female's vagina representing the hour hand of a traditional clock. This orientation is similar to that of their eyes.

Jack told Chuck at that the Asian girl he met at Octoberfest would have a wicked three o'clock pussy. Chuck asserted that it was called a sideways pussy. Chuck was wrong.

by TheBlackoutBandit October 20, 2015

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three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 9, 2005

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