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The Perfect Boyfriend

Charles Platt

"Wow there goes The Perfect Boyfriend, his girlfriend must be so lucky."

by Not olly January 14, 2021


the perfect boyfriend

a beautiful boy named finn who i love so much. he’s so cute and so awesome and so wholesome and i’m happy to be his boyfriend. mwah i wuv u.

the perfect boyfriend is finn

by alexandrusixx May 15, 2020


Leo's boyfriend

It's Asher and only Asher even though they're not officially dating but they're fucking bro

"Dude is that Leo's Boyfriend, Asher?"

"I thought they weren't dating"
"Yes the fuck they are"

by paradoxiaaan May 15, 2022


Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So for the last 7 days of February, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day that you see him.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once each day all week

by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020


drone boyfriend

A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.

My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.

by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017


the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014


Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.

“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
exactly
i love my dead boyfriend

by luckydamutt January 16, 2024