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The 28th of April is the day you makeout with anyone you want, and get away with it.
Wow! it's national kiss day!
On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.
"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"
When your in a pickle send a dick pic and scramble (sending a dick pic and blocking the person)
"hey what happened with you and that girl you were texting"
"well its national scramble day so i had to send a dick pic and block her"
November 27 is National Luke day!
It's National Luke Day!
December The Month Were You And Your Girl/Guy Can Do All The Freak Shit Y’all Want.
Damn It’s December National Freak Month, Let’s Get A Room Baby😏.
In the bibles old testament, it is theorized that on 23rd of march a horrible disaster will strike earth, as sinners will suddenly discover their fathers gone. The oceans will be filled with lean, and sky will become dark purple.
- Oh no, it's National Jellybean day.
- Oh no dude.
The National University of Singapore (NUS), founded in 1905, is Singapore's flagship university and one of the world's most prestigious schools of higher education. Famous for her computer science and finance programs, the university is filled with tryhards and muggers who'll be ogling at girls and peeping inside women's bathrooms when they're not occupied with studying for killer exams.
Guy 1: Are you a National University of Singapore student?
Guy 2: Yes, I go to NUS.
Guy 1: How many girls have you sexually harassed?