Lola the cat

Lola the cat is a cat named Lola that is a female and has other-worldly powers that include meowing, scratching, and climbing an Xbox mini fridge . She supports everyone and anyone. Lola can be a cowboy too. Lola appreciates you for reading this

p1: hey dude have you seen the cowboy cat
p2 : oh yeah Lola the cat is my idle

Flower Cat

A Cat with a flower on it`s Head

Wow, that a cute Flower cat dawg.

Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

Cat Skinner

The title given to a builder of logging roads that operates of any size bulldozer. Primarily running caterpillar machinery, the skills obtained by the individual have such finesse, the road surface is as smooth as a freshly shaved high end escort.

Skinning real cats with the dozer is on another plain.

See that old crusty bastard on the D8? That old timer is a real example of how you should build a road. A true cat skinner

Tron Cat

One of Tyler, The Creator's earlier songs from his first studio album, Goblin. It is notorious for it's very offensive lyrics and is regarded among fans as being one of the most taboo songs in his discography.

Person 1: My favorite Tyler song is Tron Cat

Person 2: You edgy bitch.

Doing The Cat

Interacting with a cat. Doing so can cause harm.

Man 1: I'm thinking about doing the cat.
Man 2:Please do not the cat.
Man 1:(Does the cat)
Man 1:(Dies)
Man 2:That's what you get for doing the cat.

Oreo Cat

A Great Nickname for a Tuxedo Cat.

Guy A: Bruh is that an Oreo Cat?

Guy B: No Dude, That's a Tuxedo Cat.