Random
Source Code
Random
1. A character in the video game Donkey Kong, who throws barrels at Jumpman (who later evolved into Mario), in an attempt to stop him from getting at the princess who he had kidnapped from Jumpman.
2. A very popular video game, considered to be one of the best of the century, although Tetris is frequently ranked higher on lists. The gameplay involved jumping over barrels, and climbing up ladders, to rescue the princess, who did not happen to be in another castle. The game was made famous for good graphics and its amazing gameplay.
3. A compliment to a paticularly good video game. The opposite is "not Donkey Kong".
1. Donkey Kong was walking around, when he saw Jumpman. Agressively, Donkey Kong threw a barrel at Jumpman, who could not dodge it in time. Jumpman died.
2. "So, I was playing Donkey Kong, and I jumped over two barrels in a row, but the third one hit me. But at least I set a new highscore!"
3. "Wow, Final Fantasy I was totally Donkey Kong!"
"Yeah, but World of Warcraft was so not Donkey Kong!"
"Eh, I didn't get a chance to play it, I'm a retrogamer. It's pretty much safe to say all the new games are not Donkey Kong."
"Whoa, I'm a retrogamer too!"
"Awesome!"
And they all lived happily ever after.
78👍 160👎
The Swamp Donkey is not to be mixed with the definition of Swamp Donkey, as The Swamp Donkey is a sex position only used when the male and female are both in the bath (swamp) where the male is the giver and the female is the receiver. while in this action the female must act like a donkey while the male sits back and relaxes.
Male- "lets do The Swamp Donkey"
Female- "ok then"
23👍 38👎
A donkey-dick is a very big uncircumcised schlong.
I"ve got 8", but a fellow cadet, Jason, has a donkey-dick!
164👍 239👎
kick ass gnarly tits, anything that kicks major ba donka donk.
"you that over dere that shit is crazy whack bomb donkey!" --pointing to girl undressing.
6👍 7👎
a slave who carries ilicit materials for his master, colloquially used to refer to any road worker or laborer.
Those f-ing spice donkies are always tearing up the road and backing up traffic.
6👍 7👎
Worthless, fugly, low class, very stupid human being who hasn't uttered a single intelligent word in their entire miserable life
Yo that skanky trailer trash bitch ICE is a braying donkey.
12👍 18👎
Pissing Donkey, a Donkey that pisses, a donkey that likes to piss, a donkey that eats piss, a donkey, a piss, piss that looks like a donkey, donkey that looks like piss (if that's possible). Anything that has to do with donkey or piss.
Holy cow! (or donkey in this case) That DONKEY is PISSING!
14👍 22👎