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Fart Shape

The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.

person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."

person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."

by Nem0__ March 4, 2009

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fart salad

When more than one fart shares a confined area.

Our farts just tossed a fart salad

by godz_comic November 4, 2017

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fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

by ur gramma November 30, 2009

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hydraulic fart

The occurance of passing diarrhea or other liquid when farting, or passing gas.

When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!

by Rev Ron November 4, 2010

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Fart Fever

The fever you have after farting for 3 straight hours from the food you ate at your friends house.

"Man, I came down with a case of fart fever from that fucking burrito!"

by CockMan79 May 12, 2009

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Mc fart

Mc Fart is a fart that occurs after comsuming a McDonalds burger

I dont think that burger agrees with stomach, i just did a Mc Fart
You must of just had Mcdonalds, I can smell your McFart

by Pisoglendis August 1, 2018

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malicious farts

1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.

chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu

chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.

chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.

chet: uhhwhaaa?

chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.

by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010

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