Car Play

What closeted homosexuals sometimes have to resort to when meeting strangers for sex. When both parties are unable to provide a house to mess around in, they often times will drive somewhere secluded to fulfill their irresistible urge to lick another man's asshole.

It's a shame we had to resort to car play. When he pulled his dick out of my ass, I sprayed poop all over the steering wheel.

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d play

a big fat ugly girl thats name is usually luis or louis.

yo your a d play get away from me.

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self play

The act of masturbation

self play is a bad habit

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Played Dartboard

While having sex, a woman repeatedly having the penis fully inserted and fully withdrawn from the vagina.

She wanted some, so we went upstairs, she liad there, and played dartboard

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play attention

when a sports athlete does not pay attention during a crucial play.

tom hiked the ball to the kicker scott who was looking at the cheerleaders not the ball. and lost the football game by 2 points.
Tom:nice job douche you just cost us are 1st preseason game
Scott: suck applesauce man i did my best
Tom: you need to play attention you dumb ass

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Power Play

Spreading ones legs to establish one’s dominance on the receiving partner

Kneel down Ben I’m gonna teach you what how to power play your ass

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Milk Play

When someone is horny and shoves a container of milk up their ass and then does a handstand just to feel the milk run down their body systems and out their mouth in a flurry of white.

(1) "KAREN DID MILK PLAY LAST NIGHT" Snitched the little sister "WHY DIDNT SHE LET ME JOIN IN?" Said the mom. This made the little sister scared and confused.

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