Evan I am Evan Everything in the 3rd But without Brown Eyes So will you marry me?
A STUPID HEAD BOI WHO EATS PENCILS
"Dude... what's up with that evan kid?"
"Idk, I heard that he eats pencils"
Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.
my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan
A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!
A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity
"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."