April 13

National send your gf neckpics day!

Hey Karl it’s April 13th! wich means you have to send me neck pics!

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April 14

The day Cumslut was born

Sorry Jan I can't go to Bob's funeral today it's April 14th, Cumslut's birthday

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April 12

The by far best day of the year and it’s national eat carrots day. Have a party and go eat some carrots

April 12 is a carrot party

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April 16th

Take many pictures with your bsfs or bf/gf.

I can’t wait til’ April 16th! We’re gonna have mad pictures together.

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april 2

daniel seavey dayyyyy. u r lucky to b born on the same day as the legend daniel seavey so imma call this daniel seavey day. its also national giraffe day becos daniel is a giraffe

its april 2 ma homiessss!!!

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April 19th

Juve is gay a bitch that will suck dick for free

It’s true that juve will give our money April 19th

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april 17

national booty pic day. if you ask someone for booty pics they must send the best pics.

hey brian it’s booty pic day. oh hell yeah.
april 17 get good booty pics.

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