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A super sexy and hot God with Balls the size of bowling balls in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. He is responsible for creating the entire world. Other names for him are the Alabama Slamma and Texas Hunk. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. Bald Asian Man's name originates from his appearance, the Asian in his name comes from him being Caucasian which has Asian in it. Bald Asian Man is the peak form of Masculinity. Bald Asian Man is so strong his bald head reflects bullets and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. Bald Asian Man is a god loving American and you all should be like him except if your a woman because Bald Asian Man is a man hence the Man in his name.
Bald Asian Man is the sexiest cowboy alive.
Same as yellow fever.
That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.
A = AVERAGE
B = BELT TIME
C = CANT COME HOME
D = DOG HOUSE
F = FIND A NEW FAMILY
MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!
Asian girls that are hot as fuck
Those hot asian girls were so hot
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A sexual act where the man is getting his penis stroked or sucked by a woman. As he gets harder and harder, the woman then punches his balls sharply along the bottom, causing immediate and violent ejaculation. The ejaculate may go flying several feet in the air, if it isn't being covered by the woman's mouth.
The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.
You know, my girl Maya, was sucking on me one day like normal, but then she stopped, looked at me straight in the eye, and just Asian Ball Punched me. My cum went flying into her hair. Then she punched me again, and it went flying through the air and landing on the wall across the room.
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The face every Asian gets after just one beer. A curse and a blessing.
I swear I'm not drunk, it's just the Asian red face!
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This is when you go to youtube after watching Daniel Tosh's stand-up comedy where he mentions it. This if clicked on the link will crash your computer...
Andrew: hey alec i crashed my computer the other day...
Alec: how'd you do that man?
Andrew: Asian ass porn..
Alec: God damn-it!
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