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The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.
Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.
Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.
'MAN!! This bathroom smells like ass-cheese!!'
'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'
'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'
A person who, when chores obviously have to be done, contributes nothing and sits on his or her ass. Most apt when the person is among others who are pitching in to help.
"Did Deb help you out in the kitchen today?"
"No. She just sat around drinking coffee being a Patty ass."
A person that sneaks up behind you and rams his penis up your butt in a hostile manner
I had bent over to pick up my pen when a ass raider jumped me.
What you call your girl (if shes hot) when you love her or when you are running out of nicknames.
Jullian: hey cuteass
Emma: *nuts*
Cute ass - calling your girl a cuteass is cute
The unfortunate and embarassing cramp like pain felt in both buttocks after vigorous exercise. It can make it difficult and time-consuming to walk down stairs or slopes. Most cases respond well to conservative treatment.
"Will got Ass strain after running up the hill too many times, that's why it's taking him ages to walk down"
"Will won't stop complaining about his ass strain"
" Harry doesn't get ass strain as he does loads of squats at the gym, and is a well conditioned lad"
A piece of shit that gets stuck to a penis after anal sex
Albert : butt sex has it down sides
Dirty Sean: there are no downers to butt love
albert: Well , when i pulled out i had an ass yam the side of a walnnut on the tip
Dirty sean : tasty!
The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.
Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.