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Also a great song which is perfect for drunken occasions. Goes along the lines of this (although has many varients):
"I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know someone you don’t know, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo Bear.
Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear
Yogi has a little friend, Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Ranger, Ranger Smith. Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Smith.
Yogi likes it in the snow, Polar Bear.
Yogi likes it up side down, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes it in a car, Panda Bear.
Yogi's got a girlfriend, Suzy Bear.
Suzy likes it ‘gainst the fridge, Polar Bear.
Booboo likes it up the ass, Brown Bear.
Yogi has a 10" cock, Black Bear.
Suzy likes to shave her pubes, Grizzly Bear.
Yogi likes it with a chew, Kodak, Bear.
Suzy wears crotchless panties, Teddy Bear.
Suzy’s snatch it smells like cheese, Camembert.
Suzy she has great big tits, More than I can bear
Suzy likes to threesome, Lucky Bear.
Booboo likes it in a tree, Koala Bear.
Yogi likes lingerie, Teddy bear."
(thanks to www.welsh-nutter.co.uk/songs/yogi.html for the song)
Apparently sung to the tune of Camptown Races?
Drunken Dude: "Lets do some really loud singing"
Drunken Dude II: "What about Yogi Bear? That song rocks!
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a cute little furr ball that likes to burrow,cuddle and nuzzle its often stinky and messy it makes cute noises and likes to eat cheese and milk dont get a boo bear mad or it will tickel attack and fart..boo bears dont like water
my boo bear was making odd noises so i gave him cheese and milk n he purred
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You have an unseen burger hanging out of your nostril area
Charlie you have bear in the cave. Do you need a tissue?
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A huge pinch of Dip covering the top and lower part of the gums. Also known as the Double Horseshoe.
Person 1: Hey man I just got a new can!
Person 2: Hey can I throw in a pinch.
Person 1: Feel free just don't do a bear trap I want to save my can for a while.
Person 2: Too late.
Person: dang now theres none left!
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1. (n.) large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forests of China and Tibet;
2. Someone with large deposits of fat on their upperback.
Did you see the fat rolls coming out of her dress? what a panda bear.
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Two polar bears on a tandem bicycle.
Hey Scotty wanna ride tandem with me? We can be the bipolar bear!
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Having characteristics that match that both of a bear and a homosexual.
"Have you seen matt recently"
"no last i saw, him and howard were having sex in a bear cave"
"what a gay bear"
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