A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
1. when something going great suddenly goes horrible
2. scoring zero points in a game or competition
1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.
Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!
Fanny fart or farting.
She done a massive whistling beaver whilst we were having dinner.
Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.
“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”
“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”
When two chicks have shared the same dick
Hey I didn’t know you fucked him. That makes us beaver in laws.
When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet
shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!
Taking a big shit and letting it hang out your ass.
Let’s take a picture with a beaver tail