One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.
When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.
I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.
Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.
"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."
Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.
Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter
This means "Comfortable Bed"
This is a Popalomaunia-Bed!
Two Asians dudes doing a white girl.
So Chung and I had a sushi bed with Becka.