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Phone Book Wanker

A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.

Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.

-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"

Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.

by Plains, Trains & Automobiles April 7, 2011

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Got some books

A rare and unique phrase, believed to have been coined by an Italian in Hong Kong, that applies to anything with style and credibility.

Yo, your suspenders have got some books girly!
or
If someone asked me what Chuck Norris was like, I'd have to say 'He got some books!'

by DMcM December 21, 2005

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Two-Faced Booking

To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.

I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.

by TTL PKG May 26, 2010

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Book-readin' faggot shit

Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.

Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.

by The Winker21 November 11, 2009

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Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

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book worm lookin ass

1) (noun) a backside resembling that of a bibliophile
2) (adj) a case in which a book worm looks particularly ballin'


1) Your book worm lookin ass looks damn good in those jeans, bitch.
2) That book worm be lookin ass tonight, yo.

by OL and FC February 17, 2009

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face book denial

This happens when someone else accuses you of being a stalker/addicted to facebook when, in actuality, you are the one who is the addicted stalker. These people tend to not admit this fact, hence why they are in denial.

Elliot - Hey do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - Yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She is in hardcore face book denial. She needs some help.
Leigh - Seriously.

by Elliot Swarz December 9, 2007

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