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She kept busting my balls, so I gave her the boot! She was all about the drama, so I gave her the boot!
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The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
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Slang term for steel toed boots.
“Hey man, did you remember your PPE today?” “Yeah, can’t you see I’m wearing my Mongolian Fishing Boots?”
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Because of the release of the movie "Love, Simon," some Tumblr users decided to make "I like your boots" code for "You're hot, are you gay too?" It's meant to be a phrase used by gays to detect other gays in the real world. The phrase is based on I like your shoelaces. Appropriate response is "I took them from a unicorn!"
(gay person out in public)
"I like your boots"
(The respondent that is also a gay)
"Thanks, I stole them from a unicorn!"
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Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.
Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!
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May have multiple meanings:
1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.
1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!
2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!
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saying ‘i like your boots’ is another way to say ‘you’re hot, are you gay too?’ with the same idea as ‘i like your shoelaces’ and ‘thanks i stole them from the president’ the reply to ‘i like your boots’ would be ‘thanks i stole them from a unicorn’
guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: thanks, i stole them from a unicorn.
or it could go wrong...
guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: i’m not wearing boots
guy1: oh whoops boi bye
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