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The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.
So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.
"I just missed the Muni because I couldn't get around some Bluetooth idiot who was hella bumper bowling."
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After taking a dump (likely large in nature), and flushing the excrement, if marks are left on the toilet bowl from your shit, you have successfully "chalked the bowl", and multiple flushes may be necessary to remove your prize or possibly a scrub of the toilet brush!
I like to chalk the bowl after a huge meal of Indian curry chicken.
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What fuckboys can eat while they are being fuckboys. Also can be used to describe someone who has made you uncomfortable or upset.
Those Fuckboys at the end of the bar can eat a Bowl of Dicks
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blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness
“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”
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When you pour a big bowl full of cereal and realize there is no milk.
I was about to eat a giant bowl of Cap’n Crunch, but then I opened the fridge and found out we had no milk. Now I got a bad case of blue bowls
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The sight presented when a butt gasket doesn't flush completely down the toilet. It sometimes has yellow, brown, or green hues associated with human waste products.
Some asshole left a bowl blossom in the men's room. How hard is it too hit the lever for a courtesy flush?
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When a man fills a condom with urine and inserts it into a woman’s vagina only to f*** her until it pops.
Last night I was banging this chick and gave her a golden bowl
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