slobber box

A greasy spoon diner. A cheap cafe.

Mack and Margo ate burgers and fries over at Louie's slobber box.

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Fart Box

anal cavity used for shitting out waste

I asked my girlfriend if I could stick my cock in her Fart Box.

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box wine

Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers.

"Get a plastic cup, I brought a whole box of white zinfandel!"

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boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

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black box

a cable box thing used to get free cable.

i used a black box until it broke... now I'm stuck paying for cable

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XXX Box

The Original Hand Held game.

See Masterbation

Screw the Xbox I have the XXX Box.

The XXX Box serving singles since the dawn of humanity.

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box office

The female version of a airplane cockpit. To be used when the entire flight crew is female.

Flight supervisor: "Why don't you head up to the cockpit and see if the pilots want some coffee?"

Flight attendant: "I'm afraid it's a box office today, both pilots are female. Hope they aren't both PMSing."

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