Big Brother

A full sized keg of beer.

Full kegs contain 15.5 gallons of beer, which is exactly 1984 US fluid ounces.

Thus, "Big Brother" is a reference to George Orwell's book "1984", as well as a descriptive nickname for the beer container -- similar to "Tall Boy" (a tall, narrow 24oz beer can).

Hobo 1: Wanna go get some tall boys?
Hobo 2: Yeah, but why don't we get a Big Brother instead?
Hobo 1: Cause we're broke-ass hobos.
Hobo 2: Oh yeah, huh.

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Big Brother

A bizarre cross between The Real World and Survivor, with a dash of 1984 for flavor. Has spawned multiple variants around the world.

A bunch of people, called houseguests, enter a giant house with no contact with the outside world. There, they will be voted off one by one until a winner is decided.

Insanely popular in the United Kingdom, for whatever reason. There have been, as of now, twenty-eight seasons, thirteen of which involved celebrities. Compare this to the US, where there have been only sixteen seasons, none of which feature celebrities.

Yeah, I like Big Brother. Doesn't mean I'm British.

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stoute brothers

The most dysfunctional people you will ever meet. While one failed the Kylie Jenner lip challenge and is addicted to pokemon the other has a neck as long as a giraffe and went bald at the age of 15

Wow you are almost a weird as the stoute brothers

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Nooby Brothers

A team of "Noobs". The phrase the "Nooby Brothers" was coined by myself during a game of Modern Warfare 2. I looked at what the enemy teams weapons and perks were and realized the entire team consisted of "noobs". I commented by calling the enemy team the "Nooby Brother" when I returned to the lobby.

Bob: Dude I was playing Halo Reach against a team of Rocketwhores!
Bill: What a bunch of Nooby Brothers!

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Futon brother

When two buddies have fucked the same girl on the same futon at different times.

John- "I fucked Sarah on the futon."

Sam- "Really? So have I!"

John- "You're my futon brother!"

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Ontario Brothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers, Ontario Brothers are bonded by getting to second base with the same girl.

Man, me and Peter both finger-banged the same girl, guess now we're Ontario Brothers

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Jungle Brothers

When two men have seen each others penises,

"Me and Mark are Jungle Brothers now"
"How come?"
"I saw his penis so I pulled my pants down so he saw my penis too"

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