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Legend has it that tucked deep in the foothills of northern New England are two men who have achieved the ultimate level of manliness. It is said that when God said “Let there be light!” They responded with “say please”. They can both speak braille, do a wheelie on a unicycle and dribble a bowling ball. One of them once won a game of connect four in three moves while the other slammed a revolving door. They are also the real reason that Waldo is hiding. Imagine men whose jawlines could have chiseled Mount Rushmore and whose abs you could do your laundry on. All of these impressive accolades aside, they were able to accomplish all of this with a mere dash of Brut...The Essence of Man... across their chins... chins that I might add that they shave with chainsaws.
Oh my goodness have you heard of the Brut Brothers? I’ve heard they have managed to make a 70 year old aftershave sexy again! I’ve also heard they’re like a sexy mix between a lumber jack and Burt Reynolds when he was in his prime.
A full sized keg of beer.
Full kegs contain 15.5 gallons of beer, which is exactly 1984 US fluid ounces.
Thus, "Big Brother" is a reference to George Orwell's book "1984", as well as a descriptive nickname for the beer container -- similar to "Tall Boy" (a tall, narrow 24oz beer can).
Hobo 1: Wanna go get some tall boys?
Hobo 2: Yeah, but why don't we get a Big Brother instead?
Hobo 1: Cause we're broke-ass hobos.
Hobo 2: Oh yeah, huh.
A bizarre cross between The Real World and Survivor, with a dash of 1984 for flavor. Has spawned multiple variants around the world.
A bunch of people, called houseguests, enter a giant house with no contact with the outside world. There, they will be voted off one by one until a winner is decided.
Insanely popular in the United Kingdom, for whatever reason. There have been, as of now, twenty-eight seasons, thirteen of which involved celebrities. Compare this to the US, where there have been only sixteen seasons, none of which feature celebrities.
Yeah, I like Big Brother. Doesn't mean I'm British.
when your brother eats your ass on any day of the week
dude 1: hey dude, my brother came home high on fentenal and ate my asshole
dude 2; sounds like you got a brother muncher on your hands
The most dysfunctional people you will ever meet. While one failed the Kylie Jenner lip challenge and is addicted to pokemon the other has a neck as long as a giraffe and went bald at the age of 15
Wow you are almost a weird as the stoute brothers
A team of "Noobs". The phrase the "Nooby Brothers" was coined by myself during a game of Modern Warfare 2. I looked at what the enemy teams weapons and perks were and realized the entire team consisted of "noobs". I commented by calling the enemy team the "Nooby Brother" when I returned to the lobby.
Bob: Dude I was playing Halo Reach against a team of Rocketwhores!
Bill: What a bunch of Nooby Brothers!
A duo of teens who just love to make "music".
Have performed only one gig, at a 50th birthday party.
They have collected a small but dedicated underground following on MySpace.
One of them looks like Sideshow Bob, the other like Harry Potter.
Dude, have you heard the Banana Brothers new EP?