“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

homeschool parent on their first day

if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck

u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.

First class drinking sesh

A period of hardcore drinking following achieving a first class degree

Oi Jimmy, fancy a first class drinking sesh tonight?

half-first great-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin’s grandson.

My half-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

first-middle

The way a mother addresses her child when they are misbehaving.

I can't believe Adrian Michael got first-middled by his mom on Vine.

First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

double-first great-cousin-nibling

Child of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandchild.

My double-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.