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Slang. Verb. Another way of saying masturbating.
If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol
Stuffing thing underneath your pillow
"why are there socks underneath your pillow?"
"I was cleaning Jonathan"
The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?
The zen action males do to create tidiness. Best on Sativa with your favorite music.
There is always a sense of upliftness when the job is done. Best done in small segments
not over 2 hours. Plan strategically to optimize benefits.
I'm cleaning the bathroom. Don't bug me.
a freshly shaven female. yes. down there. who expects intimacy.
'hi babe, just an fyi for later...I'm clean as a ducky'
Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s
I’m thirsty, I’m making you the clean guy
The best cleaning business in New England. Keep it simple, simply clean.
Simply clean services cleans my lake house, we love them!