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cock in a bag

An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.

Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.

by chiante August 5, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock glazing

letting him cum in your mouth and then using it to slip and slide your mouth up and down the shaft

After I shot my load she held in in her mouth and kept blowing me. It was a great cock glazing!

by J S Kennedy December 12, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!

by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH July 6, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Lard

A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.

Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!

by Devin Hogan January 16, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Slayer

An unusually sensual woman highly skilled at all forms of sex, e.g., oral and anal sex. Cock Slayers approach sex as a spiritual ritual and need to ingest semen to balance their spiritual life as well as regulate hormone levels and mood. They are known primarily for their oral sex skills given their need for semen. They are frequently married and/or monogamous given the requirement for unprotected sex to obtain male fluids. These women are identifiable by their hour glass figures (narrow waist, round bottom) but their breasts can be large or small. They are well documented in ancient Hindu and Taoist teachings, art and sculpture.

"Holy Shit that woman is one stone cold Cock Slayer. She sucked my cock until I blew the biggest load of my life. Then she wanted anal. Jesus, my balls are sore."

by MarriedtoMILF May 26, 2014

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


phat cock

A penis with a notably large girth.

Bob's phat cock is wider than it is long.

by Phat Phallus September 26, 2013

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock spasm

That crazy shake you get when you see some sweet booty also that crazy shake you get while cumming.

that chick's tits just gave me a cock spasm

by thekithcen April 18, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž