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County

The domain of a count.

The count ruled over his county with an iron fist.

by namerealpseudonym December 5, 2018


County

when a bitch is making it really tough to smash, so you have to fake clout in order to get inside her pants.

Yo this bitch wasn't giving me the time of day, so I pulled a county and started posting up on the gram with my saving account, now she's sliding in my DM's.

by Badboykcmw June 6, 2019


Counties

Counterfeit Money

You still got them counties?

by Fort Longitude September 12, 2022


County

British: The families or people who own land in the shire counties. They belong to the county set. These people are well spoken, have a high social status and live in a way that is typical of the upper middle and upper class. Suburban posh.

Those posh girls over there are a bit county

by Lord Tracey June 6, 2024


Oldham County HighSchool

Old·Ham Count·y High·School
/olddum countie hi skool/

Noun

Oldham County High School, (somehow) the wealthiest school in the county, that manages to be the shittest, most terribly, half-assed school.
A school that is full of minorities, but creates the most sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc environment for them. It allows peers to basically promote bullying.
It is a genuine shit hole, that cannot keep its staff, and can't keep bathrooms open, because freshmen can't just not flood the bathrooms. The faculty is a pathetic excuse for adults who "prepare us for adulthood" by putting policies on all of the technology we own and making it to where if even a glance at our phone can get it sent to the principal's office.

Fix the fucking auditorium, so many people see that part of our school, and it looks like trash and is full of shit, and the theatre kids have to keep it clean for you as you might as well pay them for doing it, but your funds are wasted on those "fancy boards" that you can't even give those underpaid teachers the raise most of them deserve.

Shitty towards minorities, shitty towards 405 plan havers, shitty towards special ed, shitty towards mental health issues, shitty towards the art department, shitty towards staff, shitty. Gives troublemakers a spotlight and makes it hard for everyone else. Get your shit together Oldham County HighSchool

Synonyms Include:
Prison, HellScape, Might as Well be Flordia, ShitHole, HellHole, Your Personal Hell

Person A: "What school do you go to?"
Person B: "I go to Oldham County HighSchool"
Person A: "I'm so sorry for your loss"

by SabreMoss February 7, 2023


County Gut

When you go to County Jail and come out fatter because the only food available makes you fat.

1. Yo girl, what's up with that county gut?
2. I can't move with this country gut.

by chupon April 20, 2013


County Mice

A subspecies of hood rats, the county mouse is a person who may be found in suburban areas, living the "thug life". County mice have infested most non-urban biomes, especially those not already settled into by their superior, the hood rat. The county mice population can be spotted while popping wheelies in parking lots, waiting at the bus stop, or, when on the move, jaywalking. This wild species will seek mates in "thots" and compete for their attention. They typically communicate in their native calls, and tend to participate in activities of "niggativity"

Jaylen: "Look at those ghetto kids over there"
Maya: " I hate County Mice"

by LesFashionistas July 26, 2015