High speed dirt

The act of taking a shit really quickly. Named after the Megadeth song of the same name, which is, coincidently, shit.

"Oh no, she's coming round in three minutes!"
"You better take a high speed dirt"

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go tongue punch a dirt star

when you lick a dirty vagina

shut the fuck up and go tongue punch a dirt star you man whore.

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dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

dirt mcgirts asian special

DC: dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein

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If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

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One way dirt road

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.

Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...

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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

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I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

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