Doing Work

A term used when someone is trying to pick up a member of their preferred sex.

For instance someone in a club might be there to "do work" which is to say that they are there to meet some ladies and hopefully score some digits or perhaps some play.

Not to be confused with 'Kobe Doing Work' which was a Spike Lee Joint using a more literal definition of the term, meaning to work hard.

Erik: "Dude there are some hot ladies out here tonight"
Curl: "Why don't you head out on the dance floor and do work"
Erik: "Word"

Guy: "Hey man, nice to see you out in the club"
Other Guy: "Yeah you know, I'm just here doing work"

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Do it for the vine!

when you want someone to do something, take your phone and say "do it for the vine" while recording him, then he'll do it because of the "social" pressure.

rebecca: "hey dude, someone told me you know how to wiggle wiggle like anyone else"
mike: "are you kidding? there is no way
rebecca: "do it"
mike: "no"
rebecca: "do it! do it! Do it for the vine!"
mike wiggleing... ;)

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do the dishes

A term used for code around your friends when you have to use the bathroom for number 2.

OMG, I SOOO have to "DO the DISHES"!!

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doing a hazel

bending over or sitting down while wearing low rise trousers/jeans revealing your thong.

"Pull your jeans up, your doing a hazel"
"Hazels doing a hazel, i think she should pull her jeans up"

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Doing A Louis

A morning routine that involved rolling a joint upon waking, picking up a newspaper and sitting on the toilet for a miniumum of 45 minutes whilst getting your head together for a new day.

Coined from the jazz Legend Louis Armstrong who made this routine popular.

Good morning love, if anyone calls I'm doing a Louis.

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doing balloons

Inhaling the gas, most commonly by discharging nitrous gas cartridges (bulbs or whippets) into another object, such as a balloon, or directly into the mouth. When nitrous oxide is inhaled, it creates an instant surge of euphoria and feeling of floating or excitement for a short period of time.

I can honestly say, I've never posted a Snapchat of me doing balloons.

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do the deuce

To procure a twenty dollar lap dance.

"You're cute, honey. Let's go back into the Champagne Room, and do the deuce."

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