Double Duty

When a guy puts on a strap-on dildo and proceeds to fuck a girl in both holes at the same time. The strap-on dildo must go above the real penis.

True Double Duty is pulled off when the dildo is in the vagina and the penis is in the anus when the girl is on her back.

Philip "I took this really awesome girl home from the bar last night."

Jeffery "Ohh yea? Why was she awesome?"

Philip "She let me go double duty on her. She loved it!"

Jeffery "That is awesome."

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double standard

When two groups are judged against different standards. The most commonly cited example: a promiscuous man is a player/pimp but a promiscuous woman is a slut/ho.

double standards aren't fair sometimes, but think about it...

a key that can open a lot of locks is an AWESOME key, but a lock that can be opened by a lot of keys is just a very shitty lock.

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double post

Two posts in a row that may or may not have the same meanings.
Complete disregard for the edit button.

Bob: I like pizza.
Bob: I also like pie.

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double or nothing

twice the money or you lose all the money in street racing

we gonna run it double or nothing?

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double dipping

The act of getting with more then one girl/guy in one night, or cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend

Yo we're about to go double dipping tonight!

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double-decker

Double-decker, or to pull a double-decker, is when a girl is having sex with two men, whereas one is thrusting his manhood in her ass, and the other man is penetrating her vagina. Often done to completely dominate the woman, and/or a symbol of the friendship between two men.

Man Oscar, we have gots to double-decker that Sandra chick, she is too fine.

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Double Dipping

When you penetrate anal and vagina one right after the other.

"Dude, she got some sort of infection in her vagina because we've been double dipping for like 8 months!"

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