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bass face has two definitions;
1) a musical variation of the poker face in which the bass player of a given band wears an expression lacking any noticeable emotion, giving them an anonymous, emotionally distant appearance.
2) A bass face is the name given to the face a DJ or audiophile when a beat drops or a bassline is particularly compelling and gritty. This use of the term is used for electronic music, especially drum & bass, dubstep, and any other dance music where the main interest is the bassline.
1) "Did you see the show last night?"
"Yeah. The bass player took bass face to a new level. Fucker didn't even flinch the entire show."
2) ""Did you see DJ Sublo's face when that record hit?"
"Yeah, he must really enjoy that track, just look at his bass face! I can see why, this beat is filthy!"
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so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow
I got so shit faced I slept with a knome
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A girl with an ugly face but good body.
The cheerleader is a butter face because her body was rockin but her face was hideous.
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A form of deep throat where the man places his thumbs inside the woman's mouth. He then wraps his fingers around the sides of her head, stretching her mouth open while inserting his cock deep into the back of her throat and ejaculating.
"Dude...I swear I must've been digging into her throat with how deep I plowed last night. Had her head in my hands, mouth wide open...then I stuck it right down her throat and blew my load."
"Kinda like the like the Face Huggers from Alien. Talk about implanting alien babies in her stomach...that's sick man."
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Cat face has a big cat face, with the body of a cat, and the face of a cat, and he flies through the air because he's got a cat face.
Basically one giant head and a little body, cat face is a minimally anthropomorphic cat which can talk in a French accent but thinks that moths are legal tender and that rubbing something with his face makes it his. Gives sage advice to those that need it. Also tends to be a bit long-winded.
*looking for something to eat*
Cat face: There is no ash flavored with fish in here. There is no poopy wood products favored with beef. What is this? This is no good for me. I must go to the shops, yes.
Cat face: See? I'm rubbing you. There you go. You safe in here. You belong to me.
Old lady: This is a lovely room dearie, but I need to go get my pension.
How about those ash treats shaped like a fish, so you are under the illusion you are eating a fish, but you are not. You are eating the ash.
Store clerk: Not today, no.
Cat face: But ash is very important in my diet! And to my people too! What are you, some sort of catist? That's right, yes, I said it.
Store clerk: We've got real meat treats you kn...
Cat face: You are very funny. You talk, but all I hear is silliness.
Cat face: Cleaning products should be bought from a store, kids, not for the silly prices on your doorstep. 4.99 for scrubbing gloves? What are they made of, huh, diamonds? You should hope not, because that would be scratchy, like my claw.
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The standard comeback to any sarcastic compliment. That is, "nice" should be changed to match the adjective they happened to use.
Ha, nice shirt.
Nice FACE.
I like your hair. *snicker.
I like your face. *snicker.
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A guy who is antisocial, and when speaking makes certain peoples faces hurt.
Has great qualities in guilt tripping and a tendency to linger in the past.
He expresses his feelings in some with wittly named bebo posts.
He also likes music wayyyy to much!
You know who you are misery face.
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