fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.

Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.

The reverse sand fist

The reverse sand fist is a sex move in which you wet your hand, stick it in sand, do a 360 and fist somebody

Bob: So Dan what did you do to Amanda last night.

Dan: Well I hit her with the reverse sand fist and left the house

Fist in the stink, pee in the sink

While your fist is inside someone's rectum, you pee in the sink simultaneously.

Juice wrld: yo my fist in the stink, pee in the sink

Fisted

To be drunk beyond recognition.

Austin: I am fucking fisted

Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours

fisted

experiencing a major inconvenience

“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”

Bumping Fists

Fighting, beating someone up.

After school, Brad and James are gonna be bumping fists.

Fist Blasting

when three girls get so utterly fucked up and keep blacking out, that the fist come out to play. the fist(s) hulk smash the vaginal vaginal cavity until your intestines are all jumbled up.

1. taydum’s cat hurt after a long night of fist blasting

2. kurty gently drifted off from blacking out, then was awoken by a double fist blasting from brooke