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A TTRPG players overly elaborate mary sue character.
Player: Can I be a 1000 year old half-elf demi-dragon gestapo officer?
DM: No, I don't allow freak shit in my games.
a person who is referred to as freak bob implies they are the freakiest bob ever
... what the freak are they talking about?
people who rely on their Social Media presence, but in real life Worth Squat
Jim: See that girl?
Bo: Yes?
Jim: She’s on the gram
Bo: What a pretentious freak!
An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)
Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"
Adjective (informal): relating to a quality of extraordinary freakiness or sexual deviance.
Speaker #1 - Man, I want to be an artist but it's so hard to be creative.
Speaker #2 - Don't worry, instead of being creative, why don't we just get freakative tonight?