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A Nice Guy is a guy who is friendly, kind, and understanding toward girls with the underlying condition that they must fall in love with him because he is the only friendly, kind and understanding man they've ever met. Nice Guys think that acting like a decent person makes them special and entitled to women's romantic affections and sex.
They believe that women have no minds or emotions of their own, and that they exist solely to reciprocate the affection of whichever man 'deserves' them. They will often try to guilt women into going out with and having sex with them.
If and when a woman rejects a Nice Guy, he will whine and moan and complain that girls are stupid and don't know what's good for them, and only like jerks that won't respect them or their feelings. Nice Guys invariably fail to see the irony in this.
Not to be confused with an actual nice guy (no capital letters!), a guy who is kind and decent without the underlying expectation that women are obligated to sleep with him or return whatever romantic affections he might have toward them.
Nice Guy: I'm so sorry that happened to you, here, go ahead and cry on my shoulder.
Girl: Thanks, you've really made me feel better. You're such a good friend.
Nice Guy: Great, now let me take you out to dinner and have a romantic evening ended with sex and marriage.
Girl: Sorry, I'm not really interested in you that way.
Nice Guy: Fuck you, you cold bitch. You're so stupid, why can't you see that I deserve you? After all the nice things I've done for you, you owe it to me to fall in love with me. Fine, I guess I just have to keep harrassing you and trying to guilt you into going out with and having sex with me.
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Some poor bastard who gets close to the beautiful girl of his dreams and endures a painfully platonic relationship with her, always there to help her like a demented puppy-dog, in the delusional hope that they may progress to something more. Of course, sometimes he loses his control and blurts out to his ladyfriend that he loves her, only to be told that she wants to be just friends and not ruin the relationship. Sometimes he loses his virginity, sometimes not (though if he does it's with an equally insecure and rejected girl).
Unfortunately, thanks to society's useless teachings, most men fit into this category.
I used to be a nice guy. It sucked.
The nice guy saga concludes to me that women are incredibly stupid. And men are unbelievably pathetic.
Tony Blair is a nice guy. His relationship with Bush is totally platonic, though he wishes it was something more.
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Any member of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity. Pretty much all a bunch of buttfucking homos.
Joe: I heard you rush Lambda Chi Alpha
Jerry: Hell yeah!
Joe: So... I bet you love to Rambda Guy?
Jerry: How did you know?
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A person whose name you know, but you know little to nothing else about them. You both greet one another out of politeness, but rarely, if ever, engage in conversation.
*Mark and Phil (friends) are chatting*
*Jeff passes*
Jeff: "Sup Mark!"
Mark: " Hey Jeff!"
Phil: "I didn't know you were friends with Jeff."
Mark: "We're not really friends, he's just that guy over there."
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A type of person -- typically but not always in CAP -- who exagerates in order to boost self esteem. Cap guys suffer from too weed and alcohol in their lives. And attempt to compensate by being annoying, (see dip shit), they swear that they are really funny, but it turns out they're REALLY not, trust me.
And although most Cap guys will occasionally make us laugh, they often cross the line of being funny to being racist and never seem to notice, but it doesn't actually matter because there are only like 10 minorities in Cap anyway.
Most Cap guys own at least one item from American eagle outfitters and have been known to pop their collars. They don't date outside of Cap, and become all moody when the girl of their dreams sees them as "just a friend"--and to that we say get over it.
Although most Cap guys have some redeeming qualities, there are a few who we will see in 10 years, still living in their parent's basement, smoking copious amount of weed and still trying to decipher James Joyce.
Cap guy: hey do you remember when we got so stone and we all slept naked under the same blanket
Other Cap guy: Yeah, that was so funny! Dude you totally took the whole blanket. Did you notice my hand has veins in it. Whatever, is there any weed left?
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A version of "you guys," which is mostly associated with New Jersey, but is also heard in other metropolitan areas, such as New York and Chicago.
It may also be spelled "yous guys" and is much better than saying "y'all."
Youse guys want to go to the concert tonight?
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1.)A white guy that commits a faux pas by using the word nigger in public.
2.)Any white guy that despite the lack of any overt racist acts, is excpeted of being a racist.
Usage:
1.)"Did you see the video of that nigger guy going crazy on the crowd?"
2.)"I am no racist, its abhorrent."
"Pfft, whatever Richard, you're the biggest nigger guy I know."
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