Hot Honey Ham

The simple act of peeing on luscious ass.

Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.

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pressed ham sandwich

A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).

Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.

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rye-on-ham-ons

Similar to a rye-o-hammo but specifically between an African America and a Native American man.

After a night at the Lunchbox, Clifford went home with Flapping Bird expecting a simple rye-on-ham-ons, but instead received the dreaded Guatemalan Blumpkin.

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Tennessee Ham Steak

8 men(Tennessee borders 8 states) jizz on a ham steak while listening to Wheeler Walker Junior. Then proceed to cunt fuck one lady with the cum covered ham steak. The climax of this move is the lady eats the cum covered ham steak.

Bart brought the boys and the ole bag over for some Tennessee Ham Steak.

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Hot Ham and Cheese

When a man has sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

We hot ham and cheesed last night

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Clapping hams

Strait up sex

We was clapping hams last night, it was dope.

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hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

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