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When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.
Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.
When you fuck a whore doggy style.
Dude I did a "Hog Ridaa" to that girl
It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.
"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."
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International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."
"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"