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n. (ah-s -out h-uh-g)
an embrace between two people in which each person pretends to have positively charged hips.
Suzy felt quite awkward around Bobby during the first day of class, while Bobby thought Suzy was a fly happenin' kinda' chick. When class ended Bobby tried to give Suzy a hug. Suzy placed her arms around Bobby as Bobby did the same, yet Suzy's hips stood far away from Bobby's. When the hug was done and Bobby had been completely demoralized, Bobby realized he didn't like ass-out hugs.
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When a person wraps their limbs around their significant other while penetrating them from behind during sexual intercourse, while also speaking to them in an Australian accent
Person 1: Dude last night was amazing, I did the Australian Koala Hug on my girl and she was totally into it
Person 2: No way bro!
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Refers to the mathematical-analysis procedure that you use to determine how long it's been since two embracing people have seen each other, how fond they are of each other, how long they've known each other, etc.
The hug-duration calculator can be very useful in guessing the details of two people's overall feelings about each other. For example, if they rush headlong towards each other "at first sighting" and totally bear-hug da crap outta each other (extra points if da guy sweeps da gal up off her feet and happily whirls her around a couple of times), this indicates that they have been apart for many months or even a year or more, and so they are simply overjoyed to finally be reunited. But if they simply step swiftly forward and enfold each other in a "deeply-tight" and super-long embrace (such as a minute or more; extra points if they also tear-dampen each other's shoulders and/or treat each other to shoulder-blade scrunchiez during said extended squeeze), this indicates that they are simply extra-fond of each other, and/or they are super-grateful for each other's friendship, emotional support, and occasional kindly assistance.
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This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.
I just got a Mississippi Mud Hug and I am not sure how I feel about that.
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A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
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A long hug, usually on MTR (rapid transit railway system in HK), when you and your partner are playing on portable game consoles or smartphones while holding each other.
Aw, I finished 3 races in Mario Kart 7 when we had a Hong Kong hug.
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An attempt to cautiously convey a greeting and embrace between individuals, one or more who may currently armed with operational explosive ordinance. HumorMocking extremist violence
Man 1: It has been a long time, my friend. Welcome back!
(goes to embrace Man 2, who blocks his attempt)
Man 2: Better make it a Radical Side Hug. Radical Side Hug. I'm wearing 20 pounds of C4 explosives, and I'm feeling gassy.
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